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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Some comics I drew this week in lieu of writing anything...

This is going to be a biker back patch for sale on Sister Spit Tour 2012! (Also, this idea came to me in a DREAM...spooooooky!)

In the year 2025, one Pug has rolled into forty feral pugs freely roaming my condemned trailer. Most of them answer to no one, and I feed them by dumping a thirty pound bag of carrots on what used to be the kitchen floor. A few special pugs perform tricks for extra carrots, like bringing me the remote or a can of Coke Zero while I lay in my perfectly conformed recliner, barking orders, doing the crossword, and ripping chin hairs out with my bare hands.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy V. D. from me to you!

Here are some printable classic rock Valentines I did for the Rumpus!

Monday, February 13, 2012

Printable Hoarders Valentines!

Give the one you love something worthless they can keep forever and EVER!

Thursday, February 9, 2012


To be built upon the artist's death of ennui in the year 2014, this fountain on the shores of her native land depicts Cassie J. Sneider nude, locked in battle, and clearly winning the fight. The Cassie J. Sneider Memorial Fountain is listed in Roadside America, however decidedly under-appreciated by the inhabitants of Long Island, who consider it "weird" and "don't get it." At night, teenagers meet up to buy drugs near it, and during the day, homeless people fish all the pennies out.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Thursday, February 2, 2012

What a banner week!

I have an dual interview with Corinne Loperfido in Sadie Magazine, which is a great online teen mag for girls. You can read it here!

One of my stories was published in The Rumpus, which is a fabulous website to procrastinate for hours. You can read that here!

Good Times Magazine, the Long Island music magazine, sent me this excellent review!

Starting Friday, ALL MONTH LONG my comics and "art" will be hanging in Boxcar Books in Bloomington, Indiana. The folks who work here are some of the greatest people I've ever met and the store does so much great stuff for the can check them out here!

My book is going into a SECOND PRINTING, thanks to readers like YOU! It's going to have a new cover, a new ISBN, and some bonus content!

And lastly, I will be on tour from April 1st until May 1st with Sister Spit! You can check out the tourdates here, and if you don't see me coming to your town, send an email to with any leads!